Duane Quesenberry It’s amazing! We pay our doctor to…well…insult us. Think about it. The first thing to happen when you visit is—the doctor’s accomplice (a.k.a. the office nurse) gathers evidence against you at the “weigh in.” She then writes it down and passes on the incriminating information to the person in the longest white coat. Meanwhile, you are led to a small room and instructed to remove your clothes as, “The doctor will be in shortly.” And soon, a polite knock, followed by an...









